i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action
can we just talk about the interviewer’s hat please k thanks bai
Tom… your Loki is showing.
….that was not an intentional double entendre.
Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.
Rough drafts from BBC Sherlock…. I laughed so hard I think i peed.
I’m going back to the war
Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection
lets be honest, if tom hiddleston was there, he would have paid for the pizza
plot twist: pizza guy wins the oscar for best male in a leading role
he’ll probably win one before Leo finally does
a picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners